Everyone knows how to cook a turkey, right? These kindergarten students have their own ideas.
“Get a turkey from a farm. Pull the feathers off. Put salt and pepper on it. Cook it in an oven for four hours at five degrees.”
“Buy the turkey at Kroger. Put sugar, baking soda and pumpkin in it. Bake it in the oven for 20 minutes at 50 degrees.”
— Mary Rose
“Catch a turkey in the forest. Put three eggs on the turkey. Cook it in the oven for three minutes at five degrees.”
“Buy the turkey at McDonald’s. Stuff it with ham meat, flour and pumpkin. Put it in the oven at a hot temperature for 45 minutes.”
“I would wait until a turkey passed by my house. I would kill it. I would cut its neck off! Then I would tie it to a tree. The feathers must come off. I’d keep the feathers. Now cut the ropes. Take out the guts. Put the turkey in the oven. Turn up the oven to 613 Fahrenheit. Set the timer for 45 minutes. It’s ready when it beeps. Taste it before you serve. Yummm!
Here’s another idea:
1. Find a turkey.
2. Cut it in half.
3. Add grease, butter, salt and pepper
4. Put it in a roasting pan in oven for 6-8 minutes at 10-12 degrees.
5. Serve with Pizza!!
— Author unknown
Share these Thanksgiving ideas with your cook!
Special thanks to the kindergarten class at Sacred Heart Model School in Louisville.
Special TV program highlights Crusade future
The 7th annual WHAS Crusade for Children “Building the Future” mini-telethon will air Saturday, December 5th 6:30 to 8:00pm on WHAS11.
The program is devoted to the WHAS Crusade Endowment. It will feature contributors from across Kentuckiana who are making a difference. The program will be hosted by 840 WHAS Radio’s Terry Meiners and WHAS11’s Melissa Swan.
More about the WHAS Crusade Endowment
In September, 2002, the WHAS Crusade for Children Board of Directors voted to create the new Crusade Endowment.
It guarantees that 100 percent of the Crusade’s annual telethon collections continue to go directly to agencies that help children with special needs. It ensures that millions more children will be helped for decades to come.
– 100% of each donation to the WHAS Crusade for Children helps children with special needs
– The Crusade Endowment Campaign fully funds our future.
– Beyond your annual contribution, we need your Crusade Endowment donation now.
– Change a child’s life forever, support the WHAS Crusade Endowment.
Register now for Louisville Triple Crown of Running!
Register for the Louisville Triple Crown of Running by December 31 and SAVE!
The Louisville Triple Crown of RunningSM presented by Novo Nordisk is a series of well-established road races of varying distances. In an effort to help more runners and walkers in the Kentuckiana area embrace a healthy lifestyle and achieve the goal of completing the three-race series, Louisville Triple Crown of Running race officials have announced the dates for the 2016 race series:
Anthem 5K Fitness Classic on Saturday, February 27th
Rodes City Run 10K on Saturday, March 12th
Papa John’s 10 Miler on Saturday, March 26th
Go to the Louisville Triple Crown of RunningSM Web site by clicking here and register TODAY!
All three races benefit the WHAS Crusade for Children!
Golf is the perfect gift!
The WHAS11 Tour Kentuckiana golf card is back for 2016 & better than ever with four new courses!
Do you love golf? If so, WHAS11 has a special deal for you! Now you can play 10 courses selected by WHAS11 from the Kentuckiana area…without paying the greens fees! Each course has unique features that will challenge all experience levels, and is also fun for the beginner! Most importantly, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of each card is donated to The WHAS Crusade for Children!
Each of these 10 unique courses has agreed to offer one round of free greens fees, you’ll only pay for the cart…
Duckers Lake Golf Club
872 Duckers Station Road
Frankfort, KY 40601
Elk Run Golf Club
1820 Charlestown-Jeffersonville Pike
Jeffersonville, IN 47130
Henry County Country Club
2200 Campbellsburg Rd
New Castle, KY 40050
Lincoln Trail Golf Course
900 Country Club Road
Vine Grove, KY 40175
Lucas Oil Golf Course
139 N. Boss Lane
English, Indiana 47118
Nevel Meade Golf Club
3123 Nevel Meade Dr
Prospect, KY 40059
Polo Fields Golf & Country Club
17001 Polo Fields Ln
Louisville, KY 40245
Quail Chase Golf Club
7000 Cooper Chapel Rd
Louisville, KY 40229
Shelbyville Country Club
47 Smithfield Rd.
Shelbyville, KY 40065
Valley View Golf Club
3748 Lawrence Banet Road
Floyd Knobs, IN 47119
Take advantage of this offer while still available! It’s the perfect gift for a golfer, and a great way to improve your game in 2016 while touring Kentuckiana!
The deal card will be sent to you in the mail. It can take up to 48 hours to print and 7-10 business days to ship.